• Loose Ends, 12-31-08

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: In the game “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon,” everyone’s practically a Ponzi victim.  He’s the newest notable to have...

  • Be Funnier: A Guest Post from an Annoyed Reader

    It’s tough being a lawyer these days. Miniscule bonuses, salary-freezes, layoffs, snippy partners, boring work (if you’re lucky enough to even have any work). But what...

  • Loose Ends, 12-30-08

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: The psycho Santa gunman who struck on Christmas Eve wasn’t only out to ho-ho-hose his ex-wife’s family.  Her divorce...

  • Temp’s a Bitch

    Mrs. Donut has screwed me for the last time, I realize as Swiss Miss glides into the conference room and sits down across from me....

  • Twenty Bitter Ends of 2008

    Bitter years come and go, but 2008 was one for the record books. Here are the moments and personalities that made 2008 a wonderfully bitter...

  • Loose Ends, 12-26-08

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: Peter the Anteater wants to give wannabe Ivy Leaguers a shot at tuition-free law school.  The new law school...

  • My Bitter Christmas List

    ‘Twas thirteen days before Christmas, when all through the firm, Not an associate was stirring—because we got laid off. Less than two weeks before Christmas,...

  • Loose Ends, 12-24-08

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: Already related to one “predicted” suicide with more tragedy expected, the impact of Madoff’s Ponzi scheme continues to widen. ...

  • Bitter Lawyer Holiday Party

    In all my time as a bartender, I’ve never seen such a bunch of degenerate losers as the gang from Bitter Lawyer. They’ve been coming...

  • Loose Ends, 12-23-08

    Quick headlines from the Bitter newsroom: Vince Acors is in a bad rut of denied gratification.  It started when he was busted having unmarried sex...