• Caption This! Feb. 21-27

    What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture? Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious...

  • Bitter News, 2-20-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that make your mom significantly prouder than The Dirtiest Girl in Porn’s: For two attys, the bigger they are,...

  • Bitter Factoids 4

    Let the numbers tell the story.  Here are 15 more compelling facts from Bitter Lawyer.  We leave the opinions up to you. 27. Percentage of...

  • Bitter News, 2-19-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: Words like “lower starting salaries,” “delayed start dates,” and “sharply reduced summer classes” can help dial up the resent,...

  • Eight Billable Hour Scams

    No one likes this shit. It’s offensive, backhanded and creepy. And what’s its root cause? The billable hour.

  • Bitter News, 2-18-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: Status Update: Facebook is…reverting to my old Terms of Use since everybody freaked the f*%k out so badly.  Chill...

  • How to Lose a Non-Lawyer Boyfriend

    The key to maintaining a lawyer-civilian relationship is to mentally delete all those asocial, annoying tendencies that make us good at our jobs

  • Bitter News, 2-17-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, since the coast is now clear of attack chimps: Downer alert: Lawyers are twice as susceptible to depression than...

  • Lawyers & Hookers: Great Bedfellows

    The fact that lawyers frequent hookers isn’t a momentous revelation. But, interestingly, most hookers consider lawyers to be “perfect customers.”

  • Bitter News, 2-16-09

    Quick Presidents’ Day headlines from the Bitter Newsroom—because it’s not like you’re busy because you got invited to Fashion Week: Lawyer, lawyer, strong and able,...