• A Paralegal’s Memory Is Long

    My power as a paralegal at this place may be small, but my memory is long. And that’s bad news for arrogant asshat associates.

  • Caption This! Feb. 14-20

    What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture? Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious...

  • Bitter News, 2-13-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, so you can kill some time before you pretend to love the My Pet Lawyer that you’re inevitably getting...

  • Twelve Very Bitter Divorces

    Here are some divorces that certainly left a bitter mark. Happy Valentine’s Day from your friends at Bitter Lawyer.

  • Bitter News, 2-12-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom because I’m sure you’re feeling a little un-stimulated: Tina Turner sang it best: We don’t need another hero.  South...

  • Valentine S.O.S.

    [Ed. Note: To best help Bitter Lawyers plan for what is potentially the most bitter holiday of the year, we turned to Todd Hawkins, President...

  • Bitter News, 2-11-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom to distract you from riding the chutes of Wall Street: Julie Kamps got burned at Fried, Frank, and now...

  • Strippers and Ghosts

    Somewhere between Crystal’s pole routine and me drizzling her body with my Kettle Tonic, I started writing down the names of everyone firm-related actually at...

  • Bitter News, 2-10-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, so put down that SI Swimsuit Issue already: In a bad economy, even prisoners are losing their positions.  Judges...

  • Deidre Dare and the Era of Deidre

    [Ed. Note: Legal gossip hounds certainly know the name Deidre Dare. She’s the former Allen & Overy senior associate living in Moscow who was terminated...