• Bitter News, 4-17-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that set records like how Ashton killed the CNN TV star: Frank Scudere can call himself husband, father, plane-that-landed-in-the-Hudson-River...

  • Bitter Factoids 9

    Actress Marlo Thomas once said, “Never face facts; if you do, you’ll never get up in the morning.” Thespians may have that luxury, but we’re...

  • Bitter News, 4-16-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that will still be around long after John Madden: On May 13, a judge will decide whether to approve...

  • Five Steps to Being a Plaintiff Lawyer Machine

    Laid off from Biglaw?  We know, it’s horrible. The profession has been turned on its head.  All that money, that schooling. All the years of...

  • Bitter News, 4-15-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as broken as the National Maximum Speed Limit Law: If they spit, you must acquit.  An Orange County DA...

  • The Keys to My Kingdom

    I was drunk.  I was horny.  And I was figuratively charming the pants off of Alicia, a second-year associate who I would consider hot by...

  • Bitter News, 4-14-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, reminding you to not be like William Wallace; sign a prenup: In bad-hair and bad-courtroom news, after two trials...

  • Confessions of an Implant Hater

    I love breasts.  I’ve sent flowers, written sonnets, sat through horrible Broadway musicals and flown to foreign countries just to be in the same room...

  • Bitter News, 4-13-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as surprising as Hannah Montana: BigLaw layoffs have now served over 10,000 customers.  The five-digit threshold has been crossed. ...

  • They’re Just Boobs, Rush

    Even if they're just boobs, Rush Limbaugh gets angry about our discussion of boob jobs for women lawyers