• Bitter News, 6-30-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that make Joe Paterno proud by standing tall like Aeneas: • It’s hard to get on SCOTUS for a Texas...

  • Bitter News, 6-29-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as viral and web-only as a porn-addict beer commercial: • Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. and the SCOTUS gang...

  • Michael Jackson’s Top-10 Legal Representations

    In all the MJ hoopla, it would be a crime to overlook those JDs who kept the King of Pop out of trouble—and in some...

  • Caption This! June 27-July 3

    What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture? Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious...

  • Bitter News, 6-26-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom with a slight, recession-impacted $145K real estate profit: The legal world still spins and rust still refuses to sleep, but...

  • Bitter News, 6-25-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, and the secret is out—they’re offensive like Brϋno: • Larry Wilder, the Indiana lawyer who was found asleep headfirst in...

  • No Exit

    I’ve come to accept the yearning and melancholy that arises whenever I wake up late and ride the El after 8 AM—that’s rush hour for...

  • Bitter News, 6-24-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom—and for the record, this is not an advertisement for marijuana:  • Things to investigate before dropping $38K on an online...

  • Top Lawyers of the Obama Administration

    During the eight years of the Bush administration, 13 lawyers served in the president’s cabinet. That makes 13 lawyers out of 47 total people who...

  • Bitter News, 6-23-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, fitting in perfectly with how the “average man” spends his day: • So, 2009 has obviously proved there isn’t enough...