• I Watched an Associate Hit On My Girlfriend

    I’m a summer associate at a major west coast firm.  I went to our first firm barbecue the other day with my girlfriend, and this...

  • Bitter News, 6-22-09

    It’s time for headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, but it’s been ‘A Time to Kill’ for 20 years: • Which lawyer pulled the biggest dumba$$...

  • Caption This! June 20-26

    What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture? Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious...

  • Bitter News, 6-19-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom so virile they knocked up Gisele Bundchen: • Judge Woody Ray Densen, what the hell did you do?  “A Harris...

  • Gym Clothing (Not) Optional

    The thought of this old man hanging in the breeze while he talks legal strategy to me is more anxiety than it’s worth.

  • Bitter News, 6-18-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as muddy-balled as the U.S. Open and “so money” like Tiger: • Latham San Fran is approved to show off...

  • Vacations and the Myth of Irreplaceability

    Even for a boutique lawyer, there’s no way to ever get 100% away from work. Even if the other lawyers in my firm had the...

  • Bitter News, 6-17-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that are drunk on gin, but we blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohol: • “Stephen L. McPherson, the former Regent University...

  • 10 TTT All-Stars

    The truth is that successful lawyers can come from any of the 184 ABA-accredited law schools, even (gasp) schools that aren’t in the Top 14.

  • Bitter News, 6-16-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as nuanced as celebrity tranny hook-up guilt: • Cristina “Brazil” Warthen, a Stanford Law grad who “pleaded guilty earlier this...