• Bitter News, 7-31-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as amusing as Ben Still’s “Red Hour” video parody: • Women in the legal profession face a considerable amount of...

  • Drunk Skunk of a Boss

    My boss is a class-A booze fiend. And my philosophy is usually: his liver, his life, I don’t care. Except there’s one problem. My paycheck bounced.

  • Bitter News, 7-30-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that just might bomb like an un-Funny Judd Apatow movie: • Vampires, shark attacks, Tom Cruise and lawsuits—things we enjoy...

  • Seven Lawyer Laugh-Test Fails

    The law has a test for everything. There’s a test for when a corporation must disclose a material fact to its investors. A test for when...

  • Bitter News, 7-29-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as dangerous as tanning beds and Megan Fox blackout day: • In these lean economic times, the Skadden conference room...

  • Seven Tricks of Law School Networking 101

    To prepare for gut-wrenching, mind-numbing “networking” events, here are a few exercises that can steel you for boredom, humiliation, and awkwardness.

  • Bitter News, 7-28-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that’ll make you scream like boiling water to the crotch at a Penn State party: • Hollywood would be depraved...

  • Who’s the Man?

    The idea a Big Firm is “one big family” is merely bulls#!t used to con Summers into selling their souls to our particular brand of...

  • Bitter News, 7-27-09

    Bitter Newsroom headlines from the plaid sheep who corrects women on the verge: • Does the Terminator have clout with the state bar?  After a...

  • Meatloaf and Jenga, My Ass

    All I can do is hope that there is a special circle of hell reserved for insurance execs, where they spend eternity in an endless...