• Bitter News, 8-18-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom bigger than Bernie Madoff’s tiny penis—yeah, I said it: • Need something to either organizationally validate or diminish the importance...

  • BigLaw Beyond Thunderdome

    One Friday in July at around 3 p.m., I did something I hadn’t done in quite some time… I did NOT leave the office to...

  • Bitter News, 8-17-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom worth $60 million less than your botched thigh job: • “Cocaine is more likely to be used in states with...

  • I May Start My Career in Asia

    Dear Ex-Bitter:  I am currently a 1L at a top-20 school.  Because I have a language fluency and a connection to Asia, I was very...

  • Caption This! August 15-21

    What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture? Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious...

  • Bitter News, 8-14-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as disappointing as a chance to buy a five-legged puppy: • What makes snarky tabloids actually care about legal training? ...

  • Bitter Factoids 13

    Republican political consultant Frank Luntz once said, “If you’re a good numbers person, you’re a bad language person.” We’ve given you the numbers, so you...

  • Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite!

    Don’t let anyone ever tell you that it’s glamorous to travel as a lawyer for business. It’s not.

  • Bitter News, 8-12-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that make you feel as wanted as a White House welcome party: • Phew—thankfully plaid is fashionable again because people...

  • Adventures in Boundary-Setting

    I’ve figured out the secret to avoiding psychological self-implosion and irreparable burnout in the hellish world of BigLaw.