• Bitter News, 12-16-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that fall head-over-heals in love with their own voice all the time: • Roll Tide!  And roll that court docket...

  • Bitter Cold (Or, The Importance of Covered Parking)

    I got laid off from the law firm that had just heavily recruited me away from another law firm. I was determined not to be...

  • Bitter News, 12-15-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as entertaining as The North Face suing The South Butt: • Defamatory?  Outrageous?  Who’s a cancer who spreads ignorance and...

  • It’s (Arguably) The Most Wonderful Time of The Year

    There’s a reason dating a lawyer from your firm is unanimously frowned on by management, mothers, girlfriends, and shrinks.

  • Bitter News, 12-14-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that originally fell for Al Shapton’s plea for more black mistresses: • What’s your firm’s holiday party sitch?  Most BigLaw...

  • I’m In the Bottom 25% of My Class

    For students who graduate from a Tier 1 law school and fall in the lower 25% of their class, what happens to them?

  • Bitter News, 12-11-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that legally rebuff Owen Wilson’s sexual advances: • Industry-leading pornographer Larry Flynt (who rides in style these days in a...

  • Bitter Factoids 15

    Poet Rabindranath Tagore once said, “Facts are many, but the truth is one.” We give you the “many.” And your guess at the one “truth”...

  • Bitter News, 12-10-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as smutty as Frosty the Snowman: • Despite arguing that he’s old and lacks “sexual vigor,” 83-year-old attorney Murdoch Hertzog...

  • Happy Holidays! I Failed the Bar

    In about two weeks, I’ll walk into my childhood home, drop my bags, pet my dog and tell my parents that I failed the California...