June 2010

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Law firm layoffs will be moving from pink slips to the silver screen in the upcoming film Lathamed. The film tells the story of the gutting of the big law dreams, or as the studio has described the movie, “It’s like Titanic, but with fewer survivors.” “Michael Bay was an easy choice for director,” we were [...]

I’m a (gay) Summer Associate, and last week I hooked up with this freaky paralegal.  We had sex and did lots of coke.  Stupid, I know.  But now I’m terrified he’s going to ruin my career.  What if he tells someone?  Should I get out in front of this and talk to my summer mentor?  [...]

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QI’m a first year law student at a top 15 school and I want a boob job. Bad. I just do. I’m attractive, but deep down, I know that I’d look much better with larger breasts.  I also want to work in BigLaw when I graduate. After reading about Debrahlee Lorenzano the past week, I’m starting to second-guess [...]

If you’re in law school, you shouldn’t let any of these ten rat bastard students out of your site for even a minute.

Post image for I Told a Partner to “F Off”

He made the mistake, but I was suddenly the asshole. So I told him to go f*** himself and walked out the door.