November 2011

Legal Humor Roundup for November 30, 2011

by Bitter Bartender on November 30, 2011 in News

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Top ten items most at risk to be shoplifted during the holiday season. Plus, suing the Pope, the Lawmageddon 2012 tour, and an insurer cries no fowl.

Warning Signs You Are a Doc Review Lifer

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by Bitter Staff on November 30, 2011 in Columns

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For those who may have missed the warning signs, here are the signs that you may be a document review lifer

Last Call for the $100 Lawyer Moustache

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by Gregory Luce on November 30, 2011 in Contests

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We’ll review the submissions and anoint an overall winner, based on how original, impressive, or fashionable the stache. Plus, donate $100 to charity.

Want Final Exam Tips? We Outsource that Sh#t

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by Bitter Staff on November 30, 2011 in Columns

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If you’ve come to Bitter Lawyer for advice on how to do well at law school final exams, well, know one thing: we outsource all of that stuff.

Legal Humor Roundup for November 29, 2011

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by Bitter Bartender on November 29, 2011 in News

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Bruce Carton of Legal Blog Watch issues a ruling on the pile of shit tattoo case, plus suing your kidnap victims for breach of contract

Battle of the Sexes, Part 1,267: Bathroom Anxiety

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by Law Firm 10 on November 29, 2011 in Columns

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Why is it that male lawyers are so incredibly comfortable letting everyone in the office know that they are heading into the bathroom to take a crap?

Scanner Giveaway in the Lawyerist LAB

by Lawyerist on November 29, 2011 in Contests

Lawyerist will draw the winning name as soon LAB membership hits 1,000. Membership is free, so join the LAB now.

Marty Feldman: FIU Law Grad and Doc Review Lifer

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by Matt Ritter on November 29, 2011 in Video

Feldman’s a document review lifer who’s been at it for decades, and seemingly always unhappy about it.

Save Up Your Law Class Absences

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by Mr. Law School on November 28, 2011 in Video

Finals are exactly one week away and classes are still going on. If you planned ahead, you have saved up your absences so you can skip class now.

Law School Calendar of Events

by Albert Wang on November 28, 2011 in Comics

What’s happening this week at the Lake Wobegon School of Law