August 2012

RAWR! What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?!

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“Cats Do Not Talk” and the Kitty Litter Class Action

CREEEEEK . . . we’re opening the Bitter Vault and helping you find some gainful employment.

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Welcome to the painful, unfulfilling life of your law school journal. It’s going to really suck.

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There are some unexpected benefits to attending law school. Schadenfreude happens to be one of them.

Legal Research: Pre and Post Graduation, a comic by Albert Wang

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All the bitter news that’s too weird to print. By Doug Stephan.

It’s time to reach into the fridge and pull out the best leftovers that we cooked up last week. That is, let’s snarf down the most-read posts published during the work week ending on August 24, 2012. Let the reheating commence: 13 Signs You’ve Gone to the Wrong Law School Don’t Go to Law School, [...]

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Ex-police lieutenant wife sexting with younger man at bar. Crazy husband catches her. They go home. Crazy husband investigates further. Gets stoned. Discusses matter with in-house committee of felines. They apparently advise him to shoot her. He shoots at wife sleeping on inflatable mattress. Misses by a foot. Sentenced to 10 years. Wife divorces him. [...]

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here? Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this clever comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful. The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then [...]