I don’t know about you, but it’s much easier to impress normal people with notary public credentials than the fact that you went through a hellish three-to-five-year period to become a lawyer. And what better way to call attention to your notary public status than a vintage hand-painted notary public hanging sign. Hang it outside your office (make sure it squeaks when it swings) and suddenly that wall of wooden-framed credentials in your office looks lame in comparison. “You’re a notary public? Awesome!” $45.00.