A Penile Code Violation

They say nothing good happens after 2:00 AM. That goes double when you are at the Dallas area adult novelty shop, Zone d’Erotica, at 4:45 AM on a Sunday. However, this occurrence was a violation of a different penal code. A knife-wielding thief entered the store, “displayed a knife then demanded money.” In addition to fleeing with $250 in cash the suspected stole a $150 penis pump during the robbery. I guess not everything is bigger in Texas.

There is robbery then there is robbery. One Hundred and Fifty Dollars for a penis pump is the latter. $150.00? I’m hoping it is at least a Swedish-made penis enlargement. Also, was it a conscious decision to take the pump? Did this guy go into Zone d’ Erotica with the intention of grabbing this equipment for his equipment or was this like buying a Snickers in the checkout line while grocery shopping? I’m guessing he couldn’t pass up the opportunity and he rose to the occasion. Police say the suspect is “still at-large” although since he was buying a penis pump maybe it is more like “still at-average-to-somewhat-below-average”

Post image via Garry and .scarlet on Flickr.

Douglas Stephan is a solo attorney and owner of the Law Office of Douglas A. Stephan. He received his JD in 2010 from Ohio Northern University and BA from Ohio University. His practice is located outside of Dayton, Ohio. You can follow him on Twitter @stephanlaw.

1 Comment

  1. Louis

    October 16, 2012 at 6:30 pm

    I can think of one thing that will stop us from getting excited below the belt…..most female law students!

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