They say nothing good happens after 2:00 AM. That goes double when you are at the Dallas area adult novelty shop, Zone d’Erotica, at 4:45 AM on a Sunday. However, this occurrence was a violation of a different penal code. A knife-wielding thief entered the store, “displayed a knife then demanded money.” In addition to fleeing with $250 in cash the suspected stole a $150 penis pump during the robbery. I guess not everything is bigger in Texas.
There is robbery then there is robbery. One Hundred and Fifty Dollars for a penis pump is the latter. $150.00? I’m hoping it is at least a Swedish-made penis enlargement. Also, was it a conscious decision to take the pump? Did this guy go into Zone d’ Erotica with the intention of grabbing this equipment for his equipment or was this like buying a Snickers in the checkout line while grocery shopping? I’m guessing he couldn’t pass up the opportunity and he rose to the occasion. Police say the suspect is “still at-large” although since he was buying a penis pump maybe it is more like “still at-average-to-somewhat-below-average”