by Albert Wang on January 9, 2012 in Comics
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Albert Wang is a true double threat, with all the usefulness of an artist coupled with all the personality of a lawyer. Read more of his work on Tumblr or LiveJournal.
I do not drink, since it is against my religion. As a result, I am not able to partake in drunken revelry with a bevy attractive law women, who, when drunker, would be more likely to allow me to “part the Red Sea” and, as you Americans say, “go for the gusto”. I am therefore relegated to socialisation only with sober law women who, for the most part, are quite bovine in nature, and are not worth my efforts in trying to bed them.
I will take all the law women you don’t want. My recollection was and is that “law school hot” is impressive, and “law school medium” is very acceptable. There is something about possessing a woman with a brain (I guess because she might be smart enough to find someone else other than me). They also have better manners. And no matter what she says, no matter how much she is a participant, the mere act of me being inside–mounting, penetrating–whatever–is an incredible turn on because its not some gum chewing, never read a serious book in her life type.
What make’s you men think that we will sleep with YOU? FOOEY! I am NOT going to just have sex with men w/o a ring. Why should I settel for anything less? I have alot going for me–law degree, job, furneiture nice apartement, why would I let a man mounte or penetreate me? FOOEY! FOOEY on you men! FOOEY!
Of course not you, “Ellen.” I said I like dintelligent women, which impliedly means women with no loose screws. Ones that prefer me to staying home with cats. Besides, you are a wasting asset: over time, my earning power improves, your looks fade. Better snag a good guy whie you can!
I would take a chance on her.
She at least can communicate and has a law degree, even if she is a little prudish. It is the prudish ones that tend to be the most aggressive tigresses in the lair, as we say in my humble country.
I would love to use some of the comics for a law student presentation I’m doing. How do I contact Wang?
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