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3 Outrageous Personal Injury Lawsuits

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by Bitter Contributor on November 15, 2012 in Columns

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Some of the most ridiculous lawsuits – that were successful.

6 Useless Legal Services To Offer In Prison

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by Bitter Contributor on October 12, 2012 in Columns

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Big Law associates don’t have much to offer fellow prisoners in return for protection.

I’m the Lowlife Who Stole Your Lunch

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by Bitter Contributor on December 21, 2011 in Columns

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If you have ever asked what species of person would steal your lunch out of the common refrigerator at work, I have your answer. I am that species.

Top 4 Obvious and Insipid Frat Boy Lawyer Words

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by Bitter Contributor on December 2, 2011 in Columns

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Stop abusing these four obvious and insipid frat boy lawyer words and you may actually move up in the law job pecking order.

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12 Things I Hate About Small Firm Practice

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by Bitter Contributor on August 9, 2011 in Columns

After almost five years of epic BigLaw drudgery and misery, I finally decided it was time to choose lifestyle over status and pay. In other words, I joined a small firm, a/k/a “a litigation boutique.” Trouble is, I’m realizing that my decision was completely flawed because it was based on the faulty assumption that the [...]
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The Ten Students You Meet in Law School

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by Bitter Contributor on June 14, 2010 in Columns

If you’re in law school, you shouldn’t let any of these ten rat bastard students out of your site for even a minute.

The Dinosaur Lawyer Who Extinct-ed Me

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by Bitter Contributor on May 14, 2010 in Columns

Since I go to a TTT law school—fully knowing my non-top 10% grades would put me at a disadvantage in seeking summer employment—I hustled my butt off during the school year to find employment.  I was finally able to secure a job as a legal assistant for a solo practitioner in January, and I have [...]

It’s a Law Firm, Not a Fat Farm

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by Bitter Contributor on May 11, 2010 in Columns

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While I probably should begin this rant with a thoughtful caveat about how I mean no offense to anyone who “battles obesity,” I refuse.

The Judiciary’s Nature v. Nurture

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by Bitter Contributor on April 21, 2010 in Columns

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I know it’s a long shot, but I’d make a kick-ass judge some day.

Yeah, I Smoke—So Shoot Me

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by Bitter Contributor on March 30, 2010 in Columns

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I’ve run a marathon and have a much larger, more dependant addiction to caffeine than nicotine. Still, I keep this nasty little habit secreted away.

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