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Lawyer Learns He Cannot Charge Client for Sex – or – “I Ho, I Ho, So Off to Work I Go”

by Bitter Newsroom on January 15, 2013 in News

Attorney invoices time spent having sex with client as “meetings” and “drafting memos.” I Ho, I Ho, so off to work I go . . .

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Law Schools Want NALP To Lie About Bad Job Market

by Bitter Newsroom on October 17, 2012 in News

You Can’t Bullshit a Bullshitter.

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Behold the Lawyer!

by Bitter Newsroom on September 20, 2012 in News

Lawyers arrive at the “Ecce Homo” fresco fiasco

BREAKING: Stoned Husband Consults with Committee of Evil Cats Before Shooting at Sexting Wife

by Bitter Newsroom on August 24, 2012 in News

Ex-police lieutenant wife sexting with younger man at bar. Crazy husband catches her. They go home. Crazy husband investigates further. Gets stoned. Discusses matter with in-house committee of felines. They apparently advise him to shoot her. He shoots at wife sleeping on inflatable mattress. Misses by a foot. Sentenced to 10 years. Wife divorces him. [...]

Anti-Gay Protestor Torches General Mills’ Lawn. Brilliant Son Follows in Footsteps: Posts Video to YouTube

by Bitter Newsroom on August 8, 2012 in News

Anti-Gay Protestor Torches General Mills’ Lawn. Brilliant Son Follows in Footsteps: Posts Video to YouTube

Read Quickly! (This Post is Likely Illegal)

by Bitter Newsroom on August 6, 2012 in News

The “Olympick” advertising police have been patrolling “Londan” and the world for violations of the rule against non-sponsor use of the protected Olympic logos and words. But the Davids and Goliaths fight back. Post image from Shutterstock.com

Oh Posner. “… septuagenarian surfing for gay erotica …”

by Bitter Newsroom on August 4, 2012 in News

Some creative writing from Judge Posner in the 7th Circuit: Oh, Posner. “… not by having a septuagenarian surfing for gay erotica (on court computers?) on a national holiday.” blog.ericgoldman.org/archives/2012/… — Parker Higgins (@xor) August 3, 2012