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Ex-police lieutenant wife sexting with younger man at bar. Crazy husband catches her. They go home. Crazy husband investigates further. Gets stoned. Discusses matter with in-house committee of felines. They apparently advise him to shoot her. He shoots at wife sleeping on inflatable mattress. Misses by a foot. Sentenced to 10 years. Wife divorces him. [...]

Post image for Anti-Gay Protestor Torches General Mills’ Lawn. Brilliant Son Follows in Footsteps: Posts Video to YouTube

Anti-Gay Protestor Torches General Mills’ Lawn. Brilliant Son Follows in Footsteps: Posts Video to YouTube

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The “Olympick” advertising police have been patrolling “Londan” and the world for violations of the rule against non-sponsor use of the protected Olympic logos and words. But the Davids and Goliaths fight back. Post image from Shutterstock.com

Some creative writing from Judge Posner in the 7th Circuit: Oh, Posner. “… not by having a septuagenarian surfing for gay erotica (on court computers?) on a national holiday.” blog.ericgoldman.org/archives/2012/… — Parker Higgins (@xor) August 3, 2012

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The ABA and 36 law schools will announce a tuition refund plan on Monday to ease law student debt and to help prop up the attorney job market

A news video show from attorney Stephanie Cohen

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Tip to client: when picking up your boyfriend at the police station for drunk driving, don’t be drunk driving.

Post image for Bitter News, Week of September 12, 2011

Padding LSAT scores, looking into robot judges, and picking up Baphomet-fearing clients on Craigslist. Plus more in this week’s Bitter news.

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Cutting associate paychecks, benchslapping, the Bumblebee Men, and it’s still illegal to use a spring gun capable of inflicting some serious death.

Post image for Bitter News, Week of August 29, 2011

Here are your headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, where we are prepared for the school year. Maybe a JD/MBA Isn’t a Bad Idea. As more and more companies build provisions barring first and second year associates from working on their projects, law firms are responding by creating business education programs to teach junior lawyers financial and accounting concepts [...]