All posts by Bitter Newsroom

  • Bitter News, 5-4-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that seek justice like a scorned Mrs. Boreanaz on Rachel Uchitel: • Here’s a look at the three-factor test used...

  • Bitter News, 5-3-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that will break your heart like your first wife: • OMFG!  Even lawyers heart pop culture: —Snakes on a plane:...

  • Bitter News, 4-30-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that are just another example of unintentional porn: • “Making fun of misbehaving lawyers is great sport, but it is...

  • Bitter News, 4-29-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that are as “Bullet holes!  ORV!” as a Goonies quiz: • Extra, extra!  Read all about it.  (And weep when...

  • Bitter News, 4-28-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that will go Gov. Perry on you with a .380 Ruger pistol:  • Let’s go to the Derby!  Then we...

  • Bitter News, 4-27-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that want some Sumner Redstone dollars of their own: • Everyone’s on the bandwagon of the soon-to-be accountant, encouraging him...

  • Bitter News, 4-26-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom saying not to eulogize Bret Michaels yet: • Keep your dumps like a truck, truck, truck under wraps this bikini...

  • Bitter News, 4-23-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as innovative as iPad porn: • Dribble, dribble, bounce, bounce, slam dunk.  CBS and Turner Broadcasting’s new 14-year, $10.8-billion deal...

  • Bitter News, 4-22-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom where you can win a free trip to Germany for fucking up: • The “Lower Uppers”—AKA doctors, accountants, engineers and...

  • Bitter News, 4-21-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom amply warning you that “Ask a Lawyer Day” is May 1: • Yesterday was 4/20, wasn’t it, Beavis?  Don’t play...