All posts by Bitter Newsroom

  • Bitter News, 4-20-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as easy to pronounce as Eyjafjallajökull: • Guns AND butter.  Law school OR babies.  Broadly speaking, of course.  [The Stanford...

  • Bitter News, 4-19-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as legal related as Acie Law’s “Lawman” tattoo: • Too bad he passed.  He would have made “a great oral...

  • Bitter News, 4-16-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as diverse as an Amish choir singing next to topless sunbathers: • BigLaw with old-world charm!  “DLA Piper is raising...

  • Bitter News, 4-15-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that dance twice nightly at The Great Alaskan Bush Co.: • They’re here Heather O’Rourke style.  The new U.S. News...

  • Bitter News, 4-14-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that blissfully overlooked National Be Kind to Lawyers Day: • Age is just a number…that matters.  You can quote Jay-Z...

  • Bitter News, 4-13-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that are vote-ably the best place to meet women: • There’s a mad oversupply of lawyers who are hubristic and...

  • Bitter News, 4-12-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that are the new porn men love—like Facebook: • We mentioned Alex Barnett, former lawyer-turned-comedian, in our “Top Three Stand-Up...

  • Bitter News, 4-9-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as disturbing as a fat kid singing Lady Gaga: • Veep veep!  Make way for the Cheesesteak Bidenmobile.  Nom nom...

  • Bitter News, 4-8-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that use police cruisers like malt-liquor limos: • “What’s funnier than Sacha Baron Cohen poking fun at the U.S. Constitution...

  • Bitter News, 4-7-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as hard to look at as the NBA All-Ugly Team: • Sometimes it takes a non-hooker with a heart of...