All posts by Bitter Newsroom

  • Bitter News, 4-6-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that now charge for overhead carry-on bags: • During a scene in Francis Ford Coppola’s 1996 movie The Rainmaker, which...

  • Bitter News, 4-5-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom written by a guy with a job that would kill the average person: • Let’s say you’re a pansexual, polyamorous,...

  • Bitter News, 4-2-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that will “nuke your fridge” like the new A-Team trailer: • On what list could former BigLaw attorneys Michelle Obama...

  • Bitter News, 4-1-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as long as Steve Phillips’ redemption timeline: • It’s April Fool’s Day.  And while we usually find related pranks to...

  • Bitter News, 3-31-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as hot as an offer to meet James Toback at the Harvard Club: • Kenneth Schneider, CEO of a London-based...

  • Bitter News, 3-30-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as American as a tramp stamp and Weapons of Ass Destruction: • Even though people murmur and make mention of...

  • Bitter News, 3-29-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as “still kickin” as 92-year-old attorney W. Jerome Offutt: • It’s like 10 years worth of People’s Most Beautiful People...

  • Bitter News, 3-26-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as apologetic as you’d be for having “negro” on the Census form: • Rangers pitcher and “renaissance man” Darren O’Day...

  • Bitter News, 3-25-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as reliable as Shai LaBeouf’s stock tips—“The BL Bump”: • WWJD in TX?  What if Jesus were sentenced under Texas...

  • Bitter News, 3-24-10

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as flirty as Hillary Clinton with the Pakistani Foreign Minister: • Law schools, law schools, law schools.  We’ve had enough...