It’s Thursday and time to open the Vault.
Those of your looking for an alternative career (and that career is acting), this one is for you.
Bitter Vault
Thursday already?! Amazing. Time flies when you’re getting your ass kicked at work.
Just in case you’re one of the few employed associates with enough time on his or her hands to actually have a hobby outside of the ol’ sweatshop, this Bitter Vault is for you.
One last “what are you thankful” post, this time from the Bitter Vault. And still relevant.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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So, will your holidays be happy? Results from the July 2012 bar exam should have been announced in most states by now. Great timing too — with the holidays bearing down on us. But not so great if you didn’t pass. No worries though. You’re not alone.
Time to open up the vault. Well, I guess it’s actually just a file cabinet. We should probably change that image if we’re going to continue to call this series “Bitter Vault”. “Bitter File Cabinet”? Just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
I digress.
Here’s what we found in the Vault: Are you a gunner? If you answer yes to five or more, you are. Take the test.
This is for the old Bitters out there. You know who you are.
And if you think you’re not one of them, read this week’s to confirm. You might be disturbed (or not) to learn that you aren’t as young as you think. But this Bitter, no way? I’m totally young and hip. For instance, do I fax AND send letters via U.S. Mail? Well . . . I . . . err . . . gotta run! I have a call coming in I need to take.
We’re opening the Bitter Vault one last time before Halloween to watch a horribly frightening Webisode of Living the Dream. All we can say is: Worst. Halloween. Ever.
Then read the skinny on where Rick Eid, the series creator, came up with the idea.
A year ago to the day Law Firm 10 wrote one of our most popular posts: Why I Deleted My Facebook Account. People heard Law Firm 10′s call to action, rose up against the Screen People, and killed their Facebook accounts. As a result, Facebook is clearly on the verge of collapse. (Citation needed.) Okay, perhaps some of that is disputable, but it does seem as though more and more people are clicking the “Delete” button. It’s a year later and her justifications remain relevant.
It’s Thursday already?! Actually, I thought it was Friday. Damn it. Either way, it’s time to open the Bitter Lawyer archives.
This is one of Bitter Lawyer’s most popular posts. It was so popular that it got picked up and was criticized by the mighty Rush Limbaugh. But before you read what Rush had to say about it, read the actual article.
Oh, and just in case you missed the headline, it’s about boobs.
It’s Thursday again. That means it’s time to check the archives, open the Bitter Vault. After watching Lil’ Wayne’s deposition yesterday, we were really in the mood to find some more depo love.
Low and behold, look what we found. A handful of classic depositions! Check them out!
