Charlie Brown's voice is arrested for . . .
All the Bitter News that's not fit to print.
A 200-person brawl breaks out at a friggin' baby shower. A baby shower.
Sometimes you just need to be qualified to do the job you choose.
What?! Alcohol is addictive?! We're suing Bud!
Cuff your crush and you get cuffed.
What is your résumé worth? No, not that much.
Court grants continuance so attorney can attend bowl game.
Should you be reprimanded by your employer because of something you do (fart) 15 to 25 times a day?
Stoned Mario gropes old lady.