All posts by Ex-Bitter

  • I Made Out with a Married Associate

    I’m in love with this senior associate I’m working with. He’s super-cute, super-smart and super-married.

  • I Want Big Pay for Little Work

    I’m a part-time student at a tier 4 school in Kentucky you’ve never heard of. I don’t have lofty aspirations, but I make really good...

  • I Suck at Golf

    Partner invited me to play golf at his country club. Problem is I suck. Heard the partner is good. Like a 5 handicap...

  • I Want to Make Banker Dollars

    My friend is 30, works at Goldman and made three million dollars last year.  I almost vomited when I heard this.  I’m the same age,...

  • I Need to Avoid a Loser Partner

    I work with this a partner who loves me, but he’s a total loser and not very well respected. How do I get away from...

  • I’m Sexing a Paralegal

    I’m having sex with a paralegal.  Bad idea? No, it’s genius.  Nothing a law firm likes more than sexual harassment.  In fact, it’s probably the...

  • I Want to be a Hollywood Agent

    QI’m a second year at a well known Chicago firm.  I’m looking to move to LA and break into Hollywood.  Maybe get a job as...