Jeana Brookes

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“Dirty Mary”: Go Ahead Walmart, Don’t Honor Your Coupon

by Jeana Brookes on March 7, 2013 in Columns

For some people, a dollar is a lot of money. For Crawfordville, Florida woman Mary Frances Alday, 61, (“Dirty Mary?”) it’s enough to get really, really mad over. When a Walmart (shocker) employee denied her of her one dollar off Internet coupon, she went to get her gun.

Potheads need apply.

Law School Applications From Potheads Up 350%

by Jeana Brookes on February 4, 2013 in Columns

Job posting for “Marijuana Consultant” with law degree causes spike in law school applications.

Krazy Glue May Not Really Be “All Purpose”

by Jeana Brookes on January 24, 2013 in News

Dude runs ass implant business out of motel and uses Krazy Glue to seal the deal.

Here’s Your Sign, Idiot

by Jeana Brookes on November 12, 2012 in Columns

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Dumbest driver ever finally gets busted by the cops.

An Ugly Divorce

by Jeana Brookes on October 31, 2012 in News

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And you thought divorce in American was bad.

“Get Out of Jail for Swede” Card

by Jeana Brookes on October 3, 2012 in News

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Swedes, Asians . . . humans, they all look alike.

Father-Daughter Love Deemed Illegal

by Jeana Brookes on September 26, 2012 in Columns

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No more papa-daughter or mama-son dances. Damn ACLU.