Law Firm 10

A law degree is about as useful as a G.E.D. for anything other than practicing law

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A guide to pierce through the misguided joy that allows countless louts to give thoughtless Valentine’s Day gifts.

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I inherited a lot of things from my dad: cooking skills, small hands, a bad temper—and a burning hatred for Tom Brady.

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Here are ten reasons you haven’t achieved your weight loss goals for the new year

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What is the deal with babies playing on iPads? What is with these iBabies?

Helpful cliches to be used liberally whenever anyone shows up to a meeting unprepared and gets called upon to speak unexpectedly

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Why is it that male lawyers are so incredibly comfortable letting everyone in the office know that they are heading into the bathroom to take a crap?

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These people have brains and are capable of simple math: if you consume more calories than you should every day, you will gain weight

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The last impenetrably bulletproof glass ceiling hovering over the heads of women prevents us from entering into friendships with men.

No one can understand why I would ever want to disconnect myself from the (unfortunately) ubiquitous social network. Well, here’s why.