Bitter Brief 09: Gays and Douchebags


In this week’s chock full ‘o’ law edition of the Bitter Brief, we delve into the same-sex marriage controversy and honor the few, the brave . . . the Republicans who made it happen. Our own personal experiences with former Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, factor into our discussion of the recent verdict. And, finally, we return to the endless well of douchebaggery that is Mr. Law School.

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  1. Paul Muad'dib

    June 30, 2011 at 9:21 am

    Hey, P-Nut! You got a shout-out!

  2. Virginia Dentata

    June 30, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    Hey, where did my comment go?

    Mr. Law School, are you behind this?

    • Sam Glover

      June 30, 2011 at 5:28 pm

      Sorry about that. I got frisky with our database earlier today, and lost a couple of comments as I was putting things back together.

  3. Guano Dubango

    June 30, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    I am not sure I agree with same-sex marriage, since this lessens the pool of pretty females. If they could not marry some one of the same sex, they would still be available for marriage and children with men.

    • Virginia Dentata

      June 30, 2011 at 6:40 pm

      Hey, if you love flannel and mullets that much, I’m sure you can convince a non-lesbian to role play for you!

      • Guano Dubango

        June 30, 2011 at 7:08 pm

        I need a woman to bring home to my Aunt Ooona, who will verify whether she can marry me and bear me issue.

        I am concerned about you, as I am aware of a condition known as Vagina Dentata, and that is not what I want in a mate.

        If you have such a vagina, you need not apply.

        • Virginia Dentata

          June 30, 2011 at 8:34 pm

          Duh! I was the star of this film:

    • Michelle Beth

      June 30, 2011 at 8:01 pm

      When I went for my undergrad at UW Madison in the late eighties (I got my JD from Marquette), there was this African foreign student from Ghana, who while had a nice and pleasant personality, was stinky, literally. He smelled so bad that his body odor was nauseating. Guano, I think this is why you have not been able to attract any women outside you country of origin.

      • Guano Dubango

        July 1, 2011 at 7:23 am

        Enough. I believe you are either an ugly male, or a female like Virginia Dentata above. Neither am I attracted to.

        I am clean, and have a good job and money in the bank. This should be enough to attract a suitable law woman capable of and anxious to mate with me.

  4. P-Nut

    July 1, 2011 at 10:49 pm


    • Virginia Dentata

      July 2, 2011 at 8:21 am

      Are you suggesting that next week’s show be wall to wall dicks? If that’s the case, you should ask to be a guest….

  5. Paul Muad'dib

    July 2, 2011 at 10:55 am

    P-Nut, come on man, you have to give the girl props for giving you the hard law you demand from a legal humor podcast. I believe she dedicated it to you, and the only vagina-related bit had to do with listener’s “ear pussies”…

  6. Guano Dubango

    July 2, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    I am not sure I could live with the mouth on this woman.

    • Guano Dubango

      July 2, 2011 at 10:14 pm

      This Kimber ought to read this and see whether this one sounds familiar to her:

      One day after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. “I’m lookin’ for the meanest, toughest, roughest hooker in the Yukon,” he said to the bartender.

      “We got her,” replied the bartender. “She’s upstairs in the second room on the right.”

      The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the door and yelled, “I’m looking for the meanest, roughest, toughest hooker in the Yukon.”

      The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, “Well, you found her.” Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles. “How do you know I want that position first?” asked the miner.

      “I don’t,” replied the hooker, “I just thought you might like to open those beers first.”

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