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On this week’s Bitter Brief, Mark gets excited about Patent Law reform, we talk about a dominatrix lawyer who’s taking a beating, and we deconstruct federal sentencing with the help of Mark’s perennial example, Rod Blagojevich!
Bitter Brief 21: Patent Law Reform, New York’s Dominatrix Lawyer, and Sentencing with Blago
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OMG! The mouth on this bee-otch! I cannot bring this Kimber home to my Aunt Ooona! She is far too coarse for my Aunt Ooona!
Guano,
You sound like the most abject and craven supplicant in your relationship with your Aunt Ooona.
What does this mean? I wish only to preserve my inheritance by bringing home a beautiful, demure, legally trained woman who can bear me issue. Is this bad? It is difficult to find such a woman, as I am sure you will agree, there are not many women who can fit the bill. If you believe you qualify, please to provide a link so that I can see what you look like.
Blago will get 12 years if not more. He pissed off Zagle.
Drew Peterson will get life without parole, though his conviction will be reversed on appeal without fail. He won’t be free for long before they put him back in the big house for the murder of Stacy Peterson. Bail will be again set at $20 million.
Cases in point that knowing when to STFU is not over-rated.
I am a cousin to Kweku Adoboli. Now he has brought shame on the family. I am not sure that I will be able to maintain my lifestyle, as my Aunt Ooona will be bankrolling his legal defense.
Will there still be females available once my secret is out?