What Bitter Lawyers have learned this week (August 18-22):
Got issues with your iPhone? Use it to call someone who cares
Good news is you might get a bonus this year—bad news is it’ll likely be from your barista job
Finally Joe Francis can relate to how it feels to be talked into something you later regret
$1.5 million is officially the most expensive booty call ever
Hating women because you don’t have one to call your own isn’t getting you laid anytime soon
Stiffing the only people willing to stand up for you doesn’t seem the wisest choice
To assault, or not to assault, that is the question
Watch out Billboard charts, Jared Leto is being contractually obligated to make music
Misery loves company more than it loves prestige
Obama doesn’t seem to think Justice Thomas is change he can believe in
NEWSFLASH: Sometimes actors experiment with drugs
In Beverly Hills, even cupcakes are so high drama that they could have their own E! show
Martha Stewart Party Tip #142: A fiancé makes a perfect piñata



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