What Bitter Lawyers have learned this week (August 11-15):
If the house is a rockin’, don’t bother knockin’–just get an injunction
The curse of The Dark Knight is broken—except for that whole Heath Ledger thing
“Dislikes: Jury Duty” might not be bad to add to your Facebook profile
Some dogs don’t hunt, some dogs don’t act
It’s embarrassing when you get the pooh beat out of you
Don’t forget to throw rice when the groom makes his grand exit via police cruiser
Bricks-and-mortar porn scams are so ten years ago
One law firm now knows how Omarosa felt
Law school is the new bar prep
You can’t always get what your want—especially if what you want involves rubbing down a pony
You can take the preppie out of the criminal, but…
If the shoe fits, kick someone’s ass with it
Willingness to be treated like grade-A meat can lead to A grades
Hemorrhoids are sort of a strong reaction to fire-and-brimstone preaching
If you’re going to try to corrupt a cop, at least make it worth his time
