What Bitter Lawyers have learned this week (August 4-8):
Michigan hookers are feeling the effect of “The Secret” phenomenon
We are living in times where “sweetie pie” can be more offensive than “bitch tart”
The market cost for lawyers is more than a dime a dozen
Mothers everywhere: “Danger lurks after midnight…on porn tour buses”
The International Olympic Committee hardly responds to your ‘roid rage
Always bet on black, death and taxes
Sorority chicks are more interested in cures for anorexia than anthrax
The carjacker of a carjacker is my friend, grasshopper
Just because Ashley’s got your back doesn’t mean the feds will
Why the Saudi government got to be all cock blockin’ and shit?
Sometimes it’s not a bad call to judge a book by its cover
Big Firm Associates at strips clubs can easily be stripped of their jobs
Having John Travolta play your mom tends to make your dad a little aggressive



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