What Bitter Lawyers have learned this week:
The new Los Angeles: Thanks to the gays, it’s sort of like Mayberry.
Forget Kyra Sedgewick, Lou Pearlman is the real Closer.
Side effects of pedophilia may include jail time, deportation and a one-way ticket to hell.
So much for all that sticks and stones crap.
Rarely is the best defense an army of one.
If cops are spending their whole workday on Facebook, perhaps they should be ASSIGNED A BEAT.
Cat burglars are sneaky, but bat burglars are blaringly obvious.
Refs who wager on games are always making a bad call.
All it takes is one a cappella group and there goes the neighborhood.
It’s never easy going from old money to nouveau riche.
Life as a stripper in Iowa is both sketchy and sketch-worthy.
Sometimes the law school registration process is a little like buying a bitch in prison.
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