Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that are just as “in like a lion—a BIG lion” as March:
“The Nebraska State Court of Appeals has dismissed a lawsuit filed against God by a former State Senator” because courts can’t figure that hypothetical God mumbo-jumbo. Or as economic doomsday, Nebraska native Warren Buffett once said, “In God we trust; all others pay cash.” [The Inquisitr | Overlawyered]
1,798 lawyers laid off so far in 2009, one job for a legal eagle at a major corporation posted. Who wants to do antitrust for Micosoft’s Windows 7? [InformationWeek]
Prosecutors have taken an interesting legal angle in bringing Barry Bonds to steroid justice. Or, basically, they know they’re screwed without the juiced-up doping evidence a judge excluded. [USA Today]
Despite Texas Supreme Court Justice Nathan Hecht’s ethics complaint being dismissed, collectively, judges didn’t have a great week last week. Obstruction, sex crimes, impeachment rumors, discrediting the court…and the secretarial burden of babysitting? The judiciary just went too far there. [Slate]
March Madness will (thankfully) soon be upon us, which means it’s the only time of year the word “Gonzaga” is ever relevant in a conversation. So we take this special NCAA opportunity to introduce you to the best-friend editors of the Gonzaga Law Review. [JuneauEmpire.com]
Apparently Bill Dugan doesn’t only “inflame” Bitter Lawyer. [Nashville Scene Blogs]
Remember the patent lawyer-turned-furniture installer who won our Bitter Lawyer Holiday Giveaway? Well, at least he got a gift bag for it. [Boston.com]
