Caption This! (September 12, 2013)

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.


  1. Joseph Beck

    September 12, 2013 at 5:33 pm

    “1,399 billable hours? No, don’t worry about it! What’s one little hour in the grand scheme of things? I’ve got your bonus right here…”

  2. Jeremy L. Bartell

    September 14, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    “You heard right. Just make lunch at noon and you have the job.”

  3. Jeremy L. Bartell

    September 14, 2013 at 1:42 pm

    “Each summer associate must spend an hour in our litigation simulator.”

  4. Jeremy L. Bartell

    September 14, 2013 at 1:46 pm

    “Congratulations, you made it to the final step in our partnership track.”

  5. Graem Kelly

    September 22, 2013 at 11:18 pm

    “A raise? Sure. Let me just send you down to the relevant department….”

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