Caption This! 11-10-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this woman’s urban run-in with Mother Nature.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-8-08

Hef:  “Clearly the evidence suggests … I am one sexy bitch”

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  1. Al Dickman

    November 10, 2008 at 6:07 am

    There’s at least one chick there that I wouldn’t mind petting.

  2. Alan

    November 10, 2008 at 6:46 am

    She’s getting goosed!

  3. Bitter 2L

    November 10, 2008 at 7:04 am

    Alright, Quackers, Fuzz, Jimmy, distract her.  I’ll do the standard Aflac business, and when she goes to pet you guys, occupy her, and I’ll get the cash.  Don’t look at me, and don’t do anything stupid.  Let’s do this…

  4. ajc

    November 10, 2008 at 7:06 am

    Police seek AFLAC spokesperson for alleged robbery.  Believed to be currently travelling in a southbound direction.

  5. Leemail

    November 10, 2008 at 7:44 am

    White collar crime sinks to a new low.

  6. drlove

    November 10, 2008 at 8:04 am

    No visitation without making your child support payments.

  7. Richard

    November 10, 2008 at 10:01 am

    Thanks for the diversion, guys.  Qwaak.

  8. Anonymous

    November 10, 2008 at 11:22 am

    The real reason women take home 30% less than men.

  9. Smurf

    November 10, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    Golden “goose” seeks new lay!

  10. Anonymous

    November 10, 2008 at 7:42 pm


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