Caption This! 11-11-08


What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this judge’s courtroom.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-10-08

drlove: “No visitation without making your child support payments.”

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15 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    November 11, 2008 at 3:58 am

    Now I’ve heard everything.  You are Irish and your name is O’Bama?

  2. Butch Roberts

    November 11, 2008 at 6:19 am

    It’s not the fact that you committed adultery, A-Rod—it’s the fact that you did it with Madonna.

  3. Richard

    November 11, 2008 at 7:48 am

    You’re telling me you bought the gold chain in prison from a man named Spider?

  4. Anonymous

    November 11, 2008 at 9:26 am

    Didn’t your lawyer tell you to dress up for this?

  5. LOL1

    November 11, 2008 at 10:05 am

    <silence>

  6. themadyak

    November 11, 2008 at 10:49 am

    *sigh* you’re dreeeamy…

  7. Alan

    November 11, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Tell me, boy.  Does this natural limestone wall bring out the green in my eyes?

  8. Bitter 2L

    November 11, 2008 at 11:23 am

    Mr. Francis, I don’t care if she was 18 or not, she was my daughter, and now she’s on Girls Gone Wild–Best Bars in America.  I will continue to violate your constitutional rights, and hold you in this hell hole of a prison.

  9. ESI Lawyer

    November 11, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    Son, I am so disappointed in you. I mean, really bigamy?  Didn’t you learn last time?

  10. Anonymous

    November 11, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    “Wouldn’t you rather just do this on Montel?  Well, alright.  Your paternity test is back…”

  11. Anonymous

    November 11, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    I can’t figure out why you’re so fuzzy .

  12. ajc

    November 11, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    “So you’re innocent and have been wrongly accused?  Yeah, I never heard that one before…”

  13. Itsmelen

    November 11, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    Son, you realize that “the son-of-a-bitch-had-it-comin” isn’t actually a valid legal defense, right?”

  14. t-funk

    November 11, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    don’t worry baby, you can still love me from the big house.

  15. Anonymous

    November 18, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    How did you say those drugs found their way into your rectum?

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