Caption This! 11-11-08

by Bitter Staff on November 11, 2008 in Comics, Contests

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this judge’s courtroom. And keep it clean. (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-10-08

drlove: “No visitation without making your child support payments.”

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Anonymous

Now I’ve heard everything. You are Irish and your name is O’Bama?
Butch Roberts

It’s not the fact that you committed adultery, A-Rod—it’s the fact that you did it with Madonna.
Richard

You’re telling me you bought the gold chain in prison from a man named Spider?
Anonymous

Didn’t your lawyer tell you to dress up for this?
LOL1

<silence>
themadyak

*sigh* you’re dreeeamy…
Alan

Tell me, boy. Does this natural limestone wall bring out the green in my eyes?
Bitter 2L

Mr. Francis, I don’t care if she was 18 or not, she was my daughter, and now she’s on Girls Gone Wild–Best Bars in America. I will continue to violate your constitutional rights, and hold you in this hell hole of a prison.
ESI Lawyer

Son, I am so disappointed in you. I mean, really bigamy? Didn’t you learn last time?
Anonymous

“Wouldn’t you rather just do this on Montel? Well, alright. Your paternity test is back…”
Anonymous

I can’t figure out why you’re so fuzzy .
ajc

“So you’re innocent and have been wrongly accused? Yeah, I never heard that one before…”
Itsmelen

Son, you realize that “the son-of-a-bitch-had-it-comin” isn’t actually a valid legal defense, right?”
t-funk

don’t worry baby, you can still love me from the big house.
Anonymous

How did you say those drugs found their way into your rectum?