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Caption This! 11-12-08

by Bitter Staff on November 12, 2008 in Comics, Contests

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this military exercise.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-11-08

Richard: “You’re telling me you bought the gold chain in prison from a man named Spider?”

{ 18 comments… read them below or add one }

Anonymous November 12, 2008 at 4:48 am

If I stand up, this guy may sing soprano, but I still won’t get butt-humped unless I turn 90 degrees to the left.  It’s too complicated.

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Anon November 12, 2008 at 5:59 am

I guess this is what Obama had in mind when he said “Change.”

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cd November 12, 2008 at 6:16 am

Whew, what a relief! I thought Lt. Dan had something else in mind when he said, “Bend over and grab your ankles.”

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ajc November 12, 2008 at 6:55 am

President-Elect Obama has recommended several new events for next year’s Ranger Games.

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Richard November 12, 2008 at 7:01 am

You never know when you’re going to have a jump over another soldier’s ass.
ps – Thanks for the “win” yesterday.

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drlove November 12, 2008 at 7:56 am

We’re going to be bigger than Menudo!

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Leemail November 12, 2008 at 7:59 am

4 words:  Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

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2L November 12, 2008 at 8:54 am

I always wanted to be a cheerleader!

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Alan November 12, 2008 at 9:27 am

Sergeant’s literal rendition of his “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” nickname had finally run its course and failed to inspire his unit.

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Anonymous November 12, 2008 at 9:46 am

The amazing part is this is a still, not an action shot.

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E-Monster November 12, 2008 at 11:51 am

Casual Friday at G’tmo.

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Bitter 2L November 12, 2008 at 3:18 pm

And suddenly Col. Jessup’s idea of a “Code Red” went terribly wrong when some of his subordinates misinterpreted him and sent out a memo calling for a “Code Pink”…

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Daniel November 12, 2008 at 4:24 pm

An attempt at humiliation backfires.

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Unemployed N' Bitter November 12, 2008 at 7:04 pm

This is the Kinder Gentler armed forces.  Now stop being so mean, it hurts our self esteem.

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MrNick November 13, 2008 at 12:01 am

If we’re going to smoke out those terrorists, we need to understand them.  And there’s nothing terrorists love more than a good game of Leapfrog.

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FT November 14, 2008 at 2:20 pm

Further proof that Iraqi armed forces training is complete, and ready for US troop withdrawal

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Trinidad November 14, 2008 at 8:06 pm

There’s boot camp, and then there’s JAG boot camp.

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Anonymous November 18, 2008 at 7:15 pm

Water boarding is so five minutes ago.

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