Caption This! 11-13-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this meeting with a lame duck.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-12-08

E-Monster: “Casual Friday at G’tmo.”

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  1. Bill Dickey

    November 13, 2008 at 5:08 am

    I did not have “sex” with that woman!  (BJ’s don’t count as sex, cuz President Clinton said so).

  2. Sara

    November 13, 2008 at 7:04 am

    Does anyone know who the hell that woman is—cuz she’s freaking me the hell out?!

  3. TBone

    November 13, 2008 at 7:46 am

    I don’t care what this witch says, I did not steal her Halloween candy.

  4. Anonymous

    November 13, 2008 at 8:24 am

    “Mommy made me mash my M&Ms;.”

    “Not good enough! Again!”

  5. Anonymous

    November 13, 2008 at 8:54 am

    Little known fact: Presidents can up to double their size during their lame duck period.  Approval ratings remain unaffected, as shown.

  6. Lady of Law

    November 13, 2008 at 10:04 am

    Doris: [I know that you know where my cat is.  Why won’t you just tell me where I can find my cat?  He’s probably scared and needs his heart worm medication.  Only a real jerk of a President would hide a cabinet aide’s cat like that and think it’s funny.  Oh, Skittles, I hope you’re okay.  If I could interrupt this security briefing, I would say, “Where the hell’s my cat, George??  Give me back my goddamn cat!  Skittles never did a damn thing to you!  She’s a sweet, innocent cat!” Look at him.  Just running his fat mouth like he doesn’t know I’m starring at him and thinking about my cat.  Oh, Skittles.  Mmm, is that angel food cake Mary brought in?  Wonder how many points a piece of that is?  I’ve been doing so good these last two weeks, but all this stress today with Skittles – I can even think much less stay on my damn diet.  Oh, you’re an ass, Mr. W.  A real saboteur.]

  7. E-Monster

    November 13, 2008 at 10:12 am

    “You talk about things that nobody cares

    You’re wearing out things that nobody wears”

    -Aerosmith, ‘Sweet Emotion’

  8. Julie Anne

    November 13, 2008 at 10:21 am

    Commander-in-chief ee nay chuk!!

  9. Justin

    November 13, 2008 at 10:34 am

    Woman: “Now is the perfect time to reveal my affair with GW… and to expose myself for what I really am…. A Man!!!”

  10. Chris

    November 13, 2008 at 11:23 am

    In Reponse to who that is; Its New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark. A sight for sore eyes she ain’t.

  11. itsmelen

    November 13, 2008 at 11:26 am

    Frankly, miss, I don’t see any reason why I can’t have my buddies over for one final kick ass New Year’s Eve party.

  12. Bitter 2L

    November 13, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    Woman:  (thinking) I’m going to get you…and your little dog, too!
    President:  Nook-you-lar?

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