Caption This! 11-14-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this bailiff’s courtroom.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-13-08

Anonymous: “Little known fact: Presidents can up to double their size during their lame duck period. Approval ratings remain unaffected, as shown.”

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  1. Alex Hump

    November 14, 2008 at 3:25 am

    Simon Sez you both have bad B.O., so put your arms down, NOW, before da Judge comes in.

  2. MT

    November 14, 2008 at 5:30 am

    We both swear… With that mustache, you look nothing like Erik Estrada from CHIPs!

  3. Howie

    November 14, 2008 at 6:10 am

    “I just completed a full cavity search. Now, who wants a high five?”

  4. FT

    November 14, 2008 at 6:19 am

    “Who wants to kiss up to this cop right here, raise your hand.”

  5. Smurf

    November 14, 2008 at 7:15 am

    Who here likes to “punch the clown?”

  6. Anonymous

    November 14, 2008 at 8:24 am

    What none of them realizes is that the reverse of the headpiece says to take back 1 kadam to honor the Hebrew god who’s ark it is.

    They’re digging in the wrong place.

  7. CJ

    November 14, 2008 at 9:21 am

    “2 minutes to Wopner.”

  8. cd

    November 14, 2008 at 9:24 am

    All who agree with the following statement, please raise your hand: “If the gloves don’t fit you must acquit!”

  9. TBone

    November 14, 2008 at 9:37 am

    Yes, I solemnly swear that you’re not the guy from the Village People.

  10. windowless office

    November 14, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    You realize this is a fake court, right?

  11. ajc

    November 14, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    Who wants pizza?

  12. Briznasty

    November 14, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    “Who is gay?”

  13. The Blondest

    November 14, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    You put your right hand in…

  14. Scan

    November 14, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    I didn’t say ‘Simon says’, idiots.

  15. Matt Trinidad

    November 14, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    Oyez! High Five.

  16. Jaime and Kevin

    November 18, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    If your hand fits the incriminating glove, raise it now . . . Oh, crap!

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