Caption This! 11-15/16-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this octogenarian’s smooch.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-14-08

Howie: “I just completed a full cavity search. Now, who wants a high five?”

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  1. Alan

    November 15, 2008 at 12:32 am

    Sally Field shows off her new younger man.

  2. FSY

    November 15, 2008 at 3:27 am

    Good luck trying out for the role of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Grandpa!

  3. Hef

    November 15, 2008 at 3:44 am

    The face says, “Nice old man,” but that tie tack says, “Murder was the case.”

  4. CherieBlossom86

    November 15, 2008 at 9:02 am

    Sir, my tongue ring is caught on your hearing aid.

  5. TBone

    November 15, 2008 at 9:14 am

    I’ll do it again for another 500 bucks.

  6. drlove

    November 15, 2008 at 9:18 am

    Priaprism?  That’s a bad thing?!

  7. 2L

    November 15, 2008 at 11:25 am

    This is the most action I have had in 20 years.

  8. Alex Hump

    November 15, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Wha chaa say?  Now it’s my turn to go down on you?  Wha?

  9. MJ

    November 15, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    What? No! I didn’t just say that I’m just waiting for you to die so I can cash in on the pre-nup. You are a silly old man!

  10. In Hiding

    November 15, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    Girls love gun tie tacks.

  11. Anonymous

    November 15, 2008 at 10:37 pm

    Pleasseeeee don’t fire me. How will I ever find another biglaw job in this economy? I’ll do anything…

  12. Douglas Phillabaum

    November 16, 2008 at 7:53 am

    Here are you messages Mr. Flom!

  13. Mac Backer

    November 16, 2008 at 9:39 am

    Really, senator, Joe Biden didn’t do THAT to Barack.  He’s no Monica …

  14. relic113

    November 16, 2008 at 11:22 am

    Lord Denning on the day before he created the doctrine of abandoned wives equity…

  15. MI Law Dog

    November 16, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    Congrats on finally making partner, baby!

  16. Bitter Willamette Students

    November 18, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    Brought to you by the ferile octogenarian club.

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