Caption This! 11-17-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this man’s computer rage.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-15/16-08

CherieBlossom86: “Sir, my tongue ring is caught on your hearing aid.”

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  1. Butcher Roberts

    November 17, 2008 at 6:22 am

    With the Motion for Attorneys’ Fees and Costs due at midnight, Jerry diligently enters his hours into the new time management software installed by IT over the weekend. 

    “IT is at a conference?  All six of them?  Right after a major installation?  WTF?”

  2. Elbert Hubbard

    November 17, 2008 at 6:50 am

    “Laws for the regulation of trade should be most carefully scanned. That which hampers, limits, cripples and retards must be done away with.”

  3. Rich

    November 17, 2008 at 7:34 am

    “punching the clown” pt.2

  4. relic113

    November 17, 2008 at 8:29 am

    Another lawyer cracks after having to endure the perpetual loading of an Abobe file…

  5. drlove

    November 17, 2008 at 9:09 am

    The plant manager is downsized.

  6. Jason

    November 17, 2008 at 9:53 am

    E-File this!!!!

  7. Fell

    November 17, 2008 at 11:49 am

    What?  It wasn’t my fault.  The guy on videoconference kept on asking me what “deadly force” meant.

  8. Jeremy

    November 17, 2008 at 11:57 am

    Now it looks like you’re trying to destroy the computer.  Do you need help with that?

  9. Bitter 2L

    November 17, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    And after reading the same document for the eleventh time, Bobby realized there were no typos, and this was an elaborate ruse to prevent him from going to the office pool party.

  10. Alex Hump

    November 17, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    Look how macho I look with this cardboard PC!

  11. TBone

    November 17, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    No, I can’t finish the brief by 7am tomorrow!!!

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