Caption This! 11-20-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this little desk accessory.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-19-08

FT: “Members of the press, you may now interview the jury”

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  1. Sean S.

    November 20, 2008 at 4:02 am

    I know when you click you really mean yes.

  2. Alex

    November 20, 2008 at 4:57 am

    Yea, dude, humping a mousy beeotch is always a tight mount.

  3. Alan

    November 20, 2008 at 5:38 am

    Hot mouse-on-mouse action.

  4. Lady of Law

    November 20, 2008 at 5:41 am

    Also facing glass ceilings in the legal workplace: gerbils.

  5. Anonymous

    November 20, 2008 at 6:36 am

    Someone ought to tell this girl to flip over, cuz the mouse’s “pointer” is on the other side…..  Ride ‘em cowgirl!

  6. cd

    November 20, 2008 at 6:45 am

    The conception of the wireless mouse.

  7. Leemail

    November 20, 2008 at 8:03 am

    Does that feel good?  Left-click for yes, right-click for no.

  8. FT

    November 20, 2008 at 8:11 am

    We figured “Mickey” here would be more cost-effective for doc review.

  9. relic113

    November 20, 2008 at 8:11 am

    Another useless Vista add-on…

  10. PMike

    November 20, 2008 at 8:50 am

    Giggity Giggity…

  11. drlove

    November 20, 2008 at 8:54 am

    Next on VH1 another episode of “Where are They Now.” This week we visit Alvin.  Years of drug addiction and frivilous spending left him penniless, but he fought back and found a new career as a data entry worker.

  12. E-Monster

    November 20, 2008 at 10:52 am


  13. Anonymous

    November 20, 2008 at 11:55 am

    you mean this isnt one of the vibrating ones?

  14. Boss Lady

    November 20, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    outsourcing…ur doin’ it rong!!!1!1!!

  15. Big Law Dude

    November 20, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    Got to love the mouse-on-mouse action.

  16. Law Dude

    November 20, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    I’m holding on…….ahhhhh

  17. Tbone

    November 20, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    What do you mean this constitutes a same-sex marriage?

  18. Butch Roberts

    November 20, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    Guys, where’s the duct tape

  19. Sara G

    November 20, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    Anyone seen Richard Gere?

  20. Jeff

    November 23, 2008 at 7:19 am

    FYI, the entire sophomoric gays and gerbils—including the Gere part—was pretty much debunked, oh, about a decade ago, much as it might give you people who still think minorities smell a cheap thrill.

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