Caption This! 11-22-08


What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this turkey’s gut check at gunpoint.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-21-08

Scotious:  “It was only then we realized the mute intern was actually trying to tell us something.”

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11 Comments

  1. TBone

    November 22, 2008 at 7:38 am

    Like I told ya, I’m broke.  I just spent my last 20 bucks on a butterball turkey.

  2. Alex Hump

    November 22, 2008 at 7:52 am

    I thought you’d think it was a compliment me trying to hump you.  Besides, you can’t shoot me; I’m already a turkey .

  3. Sara

    November 22, 2008 at 8:01 am

    I’d be a lot more scared if you weren’t rokcin’ the Michael Jackson glove…

  4. relic113

    November 22, 2008 at 9:02 am

    Dick Chaney’s rebuttal evidence to allegations he shot his lawyer while hunting wild turkeys…

  5. Anonymous

    November 22, 2008 at 9:59 am

    Where’s Sarah Palin when you really need her?

  6. FT

    November 22, 2008 at 11:53 am

    OK OK, I’ll give you the stuffing.  It’s right… right in *here*.

  7. CC

    November 22, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    With a gun to my head, I wouldn’t have sex with him.

  8. Clint

    November 23, 2008 at 7:49 am

    Go ahead, make my day.

  9. Anonymous

    November 23, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    i may be a turkey, but i know you’re too chicken to pull that trigger

  10. Anonymous

    November 23, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    “Why I decided to become a vegetarian” – not because of the obvious violence of the picture but because I never realized how gross those things look with their heads on!

  11. Sacajaweah

    November 23, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    choose: your contracts final tomorrow, or sweet release…what’ll it be?

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