Caption This! 11-27-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this tied-up suit.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced on Monday, December 1.

Editors’ Pick 11-26-08

FSY: “The President asked for – and received – a stimulus package.”

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  1. Alex Hump

    November 27, 2008 at 6:25 am

    I don’t care what the quality of the VEE-JAY is–Sex with that beeotch just ain’t worth it!

  2. JohnnyLaw

    November 27, 2008 at 7:23 am

    “Judge Judy clerkship (sic)” fringe benefit number 4

  3. Leemail

    November 27, 2008 at 8:21 am

    Partner to 1Yr:  “I left one hand untied so you can make those changes. Happy Thanksgiving.”

  4. relic113

    November 27, 2008 at 10:07 am

    The Investment Bank can’t terminate me, if I am legally a fixture to the building…

  5. Scan

    November 27, 2008 at 10:41 am

    Look, boss, I didn’t think my motion was THAT bad.  I really don’t need a “new one”.  I promise.

  6. Bill Dickey

    November 27, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    If you are going to tie me to the bed to have your way with me, at least take my pants down!

  7. Anonymous

    November 28, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    Honey, I’d like to get away from the office, but I’m a little tied up right now.

  8. 2L

    November 29, 2008 at 11:55 am

    Damn you George Costanza, I should have learned from your mistakes!

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