Caption This! 11-4-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this man who’s rocking the vote.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

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  1. William Dickey

    November 4, 2008 at 5:02 am

    He’s trying to vote for best looking woman lawyer in LA, only to find, to his chagrin, that no one is on the ballot.

  2. Anonymous

    November 4, 2008 at 5:03 am

    he’s voting a straight basket-weave-sweater ticket

  3. drlove

    November 4, 2008 at 6:57 am

    Yes.  Bring back blueberry syrup to IHOP.

  4. Smurf

    November 4, 2008 at 6:58 am

    Man fingers machine.

  5. Anon

    November 4, 2008 at 7:00 am

    In South Carolina:  “Obama’s Black?”

  6. Cincinnati

    November 4, 2008 at 7:19 am

    Diebold integrates ATM into voting machines allowing Democrats to make instant withdrawals from Republican bank accounts.

  7. Leemail

    November 4, 2008 at 7:43 am

    Deciding between paper or plastic just got a whole lot easier.

  8. Richard

    November 4, 2008 at 9:37 am

    Thought you had to be American to run for president?

  9. Martina

    November 4, 2008 at 10:07 am

    “An Obama, a “no” on 8, and a #2 large with a Mr. Pibb.  Need any ketchup with that?”

  10. J

    November 4, 2008 at 10:41 am

    “Stupid ATM fees. How am I going to afford another ugly sweater?”

  11. DC

    November 4, 2008 at 11:12 am

    “This one has Karl Rove’s fingerprints all over it!”

  12. oops

    November 4, 2008 at 11:44 am

    Please press 1 for English…

  13. Tina Yurgenson

    November 4, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    PC load letter error? WTF!

  14. Anon

    November 5, 2008 at 12:51 am

    I’m only voting because that one is black.

  15. Peter Pecker

    November 5, 2008 at 2:15 am

    I like the one about the ATM withdrawals and trying to vote for a good looking lawyer in LA.  Don’t worry, none of us will quit our day jobs.

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