Caption This! 11-6-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this court witness.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-5-08

future_bitter: “Now this is what I call community organizing!”

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  1. Bill Dickey

    November 6, 2008 at 4:52 am

    I’m sorry for farting, your honor.  My only other alternative was to shit my pants!

  2. drlove

    November 6, 2008 at 6:05 am

    So I said, “Yes, I would like slaw with that.”

  3. Leemail

    November 6, 2008 at 7:53 am

    New Cabinet position:  Secretary of What The Hell Just Happened?

  4. Ricardo

    November 6, 2008 at 10:31 am

    So, I shot the guy?  What’s the big deal?

  5. 2L

    November 6, 2008 at 11:41 am

    Doesn’t everyone puff the magic dragon every now and then?

  6. sixer

    November 6, 2008 at 11:59 am

    …but I did not shoot the deputy…

  7. Alan

    November 6, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    But this IS my best shirt.

  8. Helen Moore

    November 6, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    Spell it?  I don’t think I can….just because you’re a douchebag doesn’t mean I have to know how to spell it.

  9. Lady of Law

    November 6, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Testimony is more interesting with jazz hands.

  10. Recovering Lawyer

    November 6, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    For the record, I thought the cop was a hooker.

  11. Jimmy Two Times

    November 6, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    It’s not like I’m happy she’s dead.

  12. Kara From Dallas

    November 6, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    Yes, that’s exactly right.  I look exactly like Charles Manson and Ralph Fiennes illegitimate son.

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