What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?
Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this court witness. And keep it clean. (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.
Editors’ Pick 11-5-08
future_bitter: “Now this is what I call community organizing!”
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I’m sorry for farting, your honor. My only other alternative was to shit my pants!
So I said, “Yes, I would like slaw with that.”
New Cabinet position: Secretary of What The Hell Just Happened?
So, I shot the guy? What’s the big deal?
Doesn’t everyone puff the magic dragon every now and then?
…but I did not shoot the deputy…
But this IS my best shirt.
Spell it? I don’t think I can….just because you’re a douchebag doesn’t mean I have to know how to spell it.
Testimony is more interesting with jazz hands.
For the record, I thought the cop was a hooker.
It’s not like I’m happy she’s dead.
Yes, that’s exactly right. I look exactly like Charles Manson and Ralph Fiennes illegitimate son.