What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?
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Editors’ Pick 11-6-08
Lady of Law: “Testimony is more interesting with jazz hands.”
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I wonder if there’s room in that filing cabinet for the manila folder she’s using?
If the electrical power went off, I’ll bet she’d be able to read with those set of headlights.
Boy, I’d like to Habeas her Corpus.
This is why I went to law school.
You can read the contract if you want, or you could just take your clothes off.
Nice story, now take your top off.
Do I think they are lopsided?–do you mean that in the connotative or denotative sense?”
Yes the attorney’s fee is larger than your recovery. Please sign here.
Yes, I agree – take them out. They’re obviously too big to leave there. Like you said, it’s best for all parties concerned if you get them squarely out on the table, and that way we can all grasp them properly.
Excuse me? Adverse possession? Why, certainly I would have no problem with that course of action, ma’am.
I can’t top drlove’s caption of “Yes the attorney’s fee is larger than yoru recovery. Please sign here.” If I had a vote it would go to drlove.
All right Ms. Parker, now that you’ve brought me abreast on your debts, please show me your assets.
Is that the crevice where Peel found his brooch?
We should respond tit for tat
I understand why he wants visitation rights.
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