Caption This! 11-7-08


What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

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Editors’ Pick 11-6-08

Lady of Law: “Testimony is more interesting with jazz hands.”

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16 Comments

  1. Paul Pickel

    November 7, 2008 at 5:23 am

    I wonder if there’s room in that filing cabinet for the manila folder she’s using?

  2. Anonymous

    November 7, 2008 at 7:05 am

    If the electrical power went off, I’ll bet she’d be able to read with those set of headlights.

  3. Leemail

    November 7, 2008 at 7:21 am

    Boy, I’d like to Habeas her Corpus.

  4. jaded...

    November 7, 2008 at 7:34 am

    This is why I went to law school.

  5. Ricardo

    November 7, 2008 at 8:18 am

    You can read the contract if you want, or you could just take your clothes off.

  6. Charles

    November 7, 2008 at 8:48 am

    Nice story, now take your top off.

  7. Nick

    November 7, 2008 at 10:54 am

    Do I think they are lopsided?–do you mean that in the connotative or denotative sense?”

  8. drlove

    November 7, 2008 at 11:20 am

    Yes the attorney’s fee is larger than your recovery.  Please sign here.

  9. Master of the Universe

    November 7, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Yes, I agree – take them out.  They’re obviously too big to leave there.  Like you said, it’s best for all parties concerned if you get them squarely out on the table, and that way we can all grasp them properly.

  10. Bitter 2L

    November 7, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    Excuse me?  Adverse possession?  Why, certainly I would have no problem with that course of action, ma’am.

  11. Chris

    November 7, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    I can’t top drlove’s caption of “Yes the attorney’s fee is larger than yoru recovery.  Please sign here.” If I had a vote it would go to drlove.

  12. cbd

    November 7, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    All right Ms. Parker, now that you’ve brought me abreast on your debts, please show me your assets.

  13. Gollios

    November 7, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    Is that the crevice where Peel found his brooch?

  14. Marsy

    November 7, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    We should respond tit for tat

  15. ESI Lawyer

    November 7, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    I understand why he wants visitation rights.

  16. Hef

    November 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    The Law Offices of Johnson, Hardy, Tits & McGee

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