Caption This! 11-8-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about Matlock in court.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-7-08

drlove: “Yes the attorney’s fee is larger than your recovery. Please sign here.”

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  1. ajc

    November 8, 2008 at 6:54 am

    “I would respectfully request from the Court to please remind opposing counsel that he is to refrain from making any further allusions to my pants allegedly being on fire.”

  2. Hef

    November 8, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Clearly the evidence suggests … I am one sexy bitch.

  3. Anonymous

    November 9, 2008 at 2:50 am

    How the hell was I supposed to know that Ron Howard would one day be able to buy and sell me?

  4. Richard

    November 9, 2008 at 9:35 am

    In closing, I’d like to say that Barney Fife never got the credit he deserved.

  5. Anonymous

    November 9, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    Her ass was “THAT” wide?  Now even I can’t buy that, and neither can this honorable jury.

  6. mike

    November 13, 2008 at 9:01 am

    “I rest my… forget it, I quit!”

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