Caption This! 12-1-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this soon-to-be inner-cabinet moment.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced tomorrow.

Editors’ Pick 11-27-08

Leemail: Partner to 1Yr: “I left one hand untied so you can make those changes. Happy Thanksgiving.”

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  1. cd

    December 1, 2008 at 5:50 am

    No, I’m not kidding.  I can fit my whole hand in my mouth.

  2. ajc

    December 1, 2008 at 6:04 am

    Alright, alright.  I’ll talk to Bill about showing you how he used to sneak interns into the Oval Office…

  3. themadyak

    December 1, 2008 at 6:22 am

    Okay, so this is what I’ll do for you if you appoint me Secretary of State… see this hand?

  4. Anonymous

    December 1, 2008 at 7:19 am

    I won’t let you smell my fingers until after you name me Secretary of State.

  5. Anonymous

    December 1, 2008 at 7:59 am

    Hi five.

  6. FSY

    December 1, 2008 at 8:13 am

    Clinton: Wait, let me get this straight.  Bill has to stay 50 feet away from me at all times?

  7. formerlyliving

    December 1, 2008 at 10:41 am

    Feel my pimp hand…!

  8. Anonymous

    December 1, 2008 at 11:18 am

    Great! I always wanted to have a dangerously inexperienced boss!

  9. Anonymous

    December 1, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    So wait, 5 people have to die before I can become President…haha just kidding!

  10. drlove

    December 1, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    Both hands? Really.  I bet I can handle it with one.

  11. Legaleasy

    December 1, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    *Thought bubble* She really doesn’t seem to know I’m having her slowly poisoned…

  12. anonymous

    December 1, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    YOU want to be Secretary of State!?

  13. Rick James

    December 1, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    That’s a funny joke, Barack.  I’ve got one, too: What did the five fingers say to the face?

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