Caption This! 12-10-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this walk-the-line.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced tomorrow.

Editors’ Pick 12-9-08

Anonymous: “Who thought a man would show up to the big law secretary convention?”

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  1. FSY

    December 10, 2008 at 5:06 am

    Right and left and turn-a-round and one and two and…you’re totally getting it!  Now let’s move onto the tango.

  2. Leemail

    December 10, 2008 at 7:57 am

    If I don’t see “jazz hands” in about 2 seconds, you’re going in the back of my car!

  3. Anonymous

    December 10, 2008 at 8:32 am

    “You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out…”

  4. 1L

    December 10, 2008 at 9:17 am

    “Is this the audition for Super Troopers part II?”

  5. 1Lol

    December 10, 2008 at 10:07 am

    “I’ll teach you, teach you, I’ll teach you the electric slide”

  6. BL1Y

    December 10, 2008 at 10:13 am

    “Watch me crank dat soulja boy and superman dat ho!”

  7. Tbone

    December 10, 2008 at 11:51 am

    Can’t I guy smoke a joint and pound a few cocktails anymore…

  8. relic113

    December 10, 2008 at 11:55 am

    Miguel thought to himself, “Don’t vomit, or he might have probable cause…”

  9. ajc

    December 10, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Hold my beer and watch this…

  10. FLlaw

    December 10, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    I’m not drunk!  I swear!  I just finished taking the bar, not give me a break!

  11. Ponce DeLeon

    December 10, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Sir, please I’m just a clueless first year associate who has run out of gas and is completely lost.  Yes, I understand I’ve just been just mumbling to myself for the last 20 minutes but I’ve been ridng the Westlaw train for the last 72 hours.

  12. MMM

    December 10, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    You expect me to do this without a net?!

  13. NO

    December 10, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    What, this?  No, it’s not because you’re drunk.  It’s because you’re driving a cavalier.  You’ve got to be on something to drive that turd.

  14. Woogs

    December 15, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Maybe if I just stand still and stare at his crotch he will scurry off.

  15. Woogs

    December 15, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    Maybe if I just stand still and stare at his crotch he will go away…

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